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Lawyer Gets Attacked By Polar Bear And Lives To Tell About It
There’s no warding off a polar bear attack. Trust this guy, he would know. Continue reading »Follow Above the Law on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: Animal Law, Animals, Camping, Canada,...
View ArticleMorning Docket: 10.08.13
* Say what you will about Justice Scalia, but the man is hilarious — more funny than his four liberal colleagues combined, according to a statistical analysis of oral argument recordings. [New York...
View ArticleIf A Raccoon Could Fill Out A FAFSA Application, They’d Totally Let It Into...
Law students + Nature = Hilarity
View ArticleMorning Docket: 11.21.13
* Justice Sonia Sotomayor thinks that the lack of diversity on the federal and state judiciaries poses a “huge danger,” one that might even be greater than her complete inability to dance. [Blog of...
View ArticleBut Will This Goat Have To Enter Witness Protection?
A surprise witness shows up for a man's bestiality trial.
View ArticleCut the dog in half! That way each of you can have part of him.
This is what happens when you don't have babies.
View ArticleNon-Sequiturs: 12.10.13
* Remember the chimps seeking habeas? Well, bad news: they’re staying in custody, per an order from Judge Ralph A. Boniello III. Now their freedom is up to the Army of the 12 Monkeys. [Wired] *...
View ArticleNon-Sequiturs: 12.12.13
* Friendly reminder: All your holiday card competition submissions are due at the end of the day Monday! [Above the Law] * Congratulations to Georgetown’s Nina Pillard on her confirmation to the D.C....
View ArticleNon-Sequiturs: 12.16.13
* Mayor Bloomberg is filing suit to overturn New York’s Living Wage law, because wasting a bunch of money pursuing a lawsuit for the last two weeks of his term is the kind of efficiency he brings to...
View ArticleWhen Living With Law Students Goes Real Wrong
Law students fighting over rabbits like children.
View ArticleCallously Mowing Down Ducks With Your Beamer Is Probably Not A Crime
Five little ducks went out one day... and they died.
View ArticleLawyer Doesn’t See What’s So Bad About Eating Pets
Would you classify your pet as nothing more than meat, like this lawyer?
View ArticleCow Rejects Man’s Sexual Advances. What Happens Next… Is the Jury Laughs At Him.
Jury reveling in the hilarious testimony in an attempted bestiality case.
View ArticleNon-Sequiturs: 02.05.14
* Randy Levine, president of the New York Yankees, has left Akin Gump’s dugout. He hopes to hit it out of the park and slide into his new home at Jackson Lewis. Please, no more baseball references. :(...
View ArticleNon-Sequiturs: 02.18.14
* A Miami attorney is gearing up for legalized medical marijuana. He’s even selling franchises, hopefully called McKinebud’s. [Daily Business Review] * Is Gwyneth cheating on Chris Martin with an...
View ArticleNon-Sequiturs: 03.19.14
* I include this line not to highlight the horribleness of zoos, but because I’m doing NS today and this contains a fun anecdote about walrus masturbation. [Cracked] * Meanwhile, on Redline, I’m like,...
View ArticleNon-Sequiturs: 04.03.14
* Corporette tackles the thorny question of what to do with your email when you leave a firm. Personally, I used my email to offer my firm’s services to a whole panoply of Nigerian princes on my way...
View ArticleNon-Sequiturs: 04.09.14
* Want to see a really terrible version of 12 Angry Men? Watch it in Louisiana or Oregon, the two states that allow criminal convictions even when jurors are holding out. The Supreme Court has an...
View ArticleLawyer Keeps Documents In Fridge So Hundreds Of Cats Can’t Pee On Them
This cat lady allowed her feline friends to take over her house -- crazy!
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